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Pulling a Classy as Fuck

The act of poking a ridiculously hot bitch on Facebook, either resulting in her messaging you or poking you back as if she is interested.
Guy 1: Dude, I tried pulling a classy as fuck on this hoe with over 3,000 Facebook friends

Guy 2: How’d that turn out?

Guy 1: She deleted and reported me for sexual harassment.
by jomama217 September 28, 2011
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No Pull Out November

Starting from November 1st until November 30th, whenever your fuckin a chick, you cum inside of her and say, "No Pull Out!"
I didn't buy any condoms because it's No Pull Out November.
by Tung Potus November 4, 2019
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pulling a jake harris

where he posts all over his social media accounts that he wants him to be taken somewhere specific and abbreviating that E.G:"anyone got space for whanga" usually someone will accept but wont tell him that he's actually got no space left till he's ready to go
by AGS POWER PRANKS September 10, 2018
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Pull one Scene

1. To hang out and chill

2. To get blazed or drunk out of your mind

3. A gathering of friends who just have fun together
Bro let's pull one scene man
by aconfusednihilist November 22, 2019
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Pull a John Preston

Pull a John Preston is the act of single-handedly fucking up a group of people in the most awesome way imaginable while using a gun/pair of guns/club/pair of clubs/katana/your bare goddamned fists. It doesn't matter what you use because you're such a badass the fight will be over in seconds leaving nothing but a circle of bodies around you.

An individual capable of pulling a John Preston is not to be fucked with. Seriously, they can shoot you without even looking at you, dodge bullets and know what you're thinking before you do.
"Man, I was at the bar last night and there was this fight that broke out. All of a sudden, some guy pulls a John Preston with a pool cue and before I know it there's, like, eight guys KO'd on the floor. It was awesome!"

"I was heading to my car to go to work and suddenly a ninja posse appears in front of me. So I pulled a John Preston on them. Wasn't even late for work."

"So, I storm into this building and there's, like, twenty guys with rifles shooting at me. I drop my M4, whip out my Berettas and pull a John Preston on them. Wonder if they'll give me a Congressional Medal of Badassery?"
by Yeret February 9, 2015
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way to pull a Katie

A phrase used when a female kicks, punches, or conducts any physical harm to a male's genitalia, usually with copious amounts of alcohol involved. If the victim is met with an excruciating pain or it is his first encounter with pain in his genitals, he is likely to receive an apologetic cake with a hand-crafted, Laffy Taffy penis on top.
Victim: I don't know why...she just punched me in the balls!
Onlooker: Way to pull a Katie
by definitely not katie April 22, 2011
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he pulled a peterson

when a coworker goes on break at work and when he/she is supposed to come back from break instead either calls the store to notify hes quit or just doesnt return at all.
Worker #1: yo where's mike at? Isn't his break over?

Worker #2: nah he pulled a peterson

Worker #1: ohhh shit! he did wanna leave too!
by Vahn Strife June 18, 2010
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