Nicaraguan Brown Snake

Your poor girlfriend is constapated and she needs your help. You decide to do anal to try to work everything out. During the deed, you end up taking a rectal core sample and, as you cum on her back a small poo worm comes out your urethra and ends up on your girl's back.

I dropped a Nicaraguan brown snake on my girls back last night. We fixed both our problems.

by NbsJesse August 12, 2017

Brown Clown Sunrise

The phenomenon where you've had a lethal dose of McDonalds the night before and you wake up with new brown friends in your boxers

"I think we overdid it with the Big Macs"
"Sounds like you're gonna have a brown clown sunrise"

by BassMaster306 September 15, 2023

charlie brown

Wake up needing to take a shit, then immediately have a Charlie horse in the back of your leg.

I had such a bad charlie brown this morning, I looked like the walking dead trying to get to the toilet.

by bigmason July 11, 2020

Brown Ratatouille

An elegant meal prepared by putting a long piece of human excrement in the freezer, then running it through a mandolin once it has achieved its desired consistency in the freezer. The thin cuts are then put in a big bowl in the traditional ratatouille shape. This is a traditional pledge in Portland, Oregon.

William Knight wanted to join our frat, so we made him eat a whole bowl of Brown Ratatouille as a pledge, what an idiot.

by Bussah Nut November 30, 2024

brown fireworks

A new term for diarrhea

Does verbal diarrhea count as brown fireworks or is it a case of just endless bloviating?

by Sexydimma November 15, 2020

Brown

A vicious man who does not want to be messed with

Also a well know killer in the Barry region South Wales

He is dean brown of princess street left hand man

The brown shall run the town

by Kenzie brown March 10, 2022

Brown Eyes

The most common eye color in the real world, but the most unspoken and unappreciated in art and literature.

Never think they are boring, they shine in the sunlight when you can't see them!
Eyes Brown, dark and romantic, and I'm going down, like the Titanic

I wish I didn't have brown eyes. They look so boring.

by trulyali November 22, 2021