No Nut November

Radio and TV station playing again Mariah Carrie for the 1000time.And your dick gets Erectile dysfunction.

Radio plays song:Mariah Carey “All I Want for Christmas is You. While a couple is about to sleep together.
Husband/Boyfriend:Honey i need to see Doctor.Cuse i can't get hard.

No Nut November

by DrunkBat November 1, 2021

No Nut redemption

If you fail No Nut November but survive the next one, the NNN you failed in the previous year will be redeemed.

I survived this year's NNN and got a No Nut redemption for last year.

by Balls_n_bolts November 2, 2022

Nuts Blossom

1. Nuts Blossom: after sex and the nut sack (nugget pouch, balls, huevos, etc.) begins to un-shrink; the act of testicles regaining size.

2. Nuts Blossom: You cum once and you think it is over and then all at once your "nuts blossom" and more and more comes out.

Dude, I let my nuts blossom on your mom last night.

by J Muny December 14, 2008

Nut cluster

When you hit your balls against a desk and get very hard and you say don’t hit my cluster

I fell and hit my nut cluster and they got hard

by Willy838383 January 20, 2020

Coco-Nut

When you nut in a container and pour hot coco in it and drink it

Damn.... I want some coco-nut right now

by The destroyer of cheeks May 6, 2023

Valid as nuts

Jack Kelly (Slick) says this when he approves, almost like a verbal nod of approval.

Jamesuh- Slick, are you cracking Avery?
Slick- Yessir, it’s gonna be valid as nuts!

by Slickkkkkkk Kelly September 22, 2025

Nut-ass salad

A plateful of vegetables, aka a salad, that you would never expect someone to piece together.

A strange assortment of salad toppings.

Erin, that is one nut-ass salad you got there.

OMG, here comes Erin with another nut-ass salad from the commons.

by volleymac December 9, 2008