YouTube Kids

Deadly cringe for kids.

Joe: “My son loves to watch Wolfoo on YouTube Kids!”
John: “What the actual fuck.”

by dumbgenzguy April 30, 2023

National Band Kids Day

National Band Kids Day July 1

National Band Kids Day celebrate the band kids you know

by Hatkid123 June 28, 2022

Carl kid

The first name of a child that goes by there middle name because who would call a kid Carl?

Person: Hey Carl!
Carl kid: That isn't my name.

by puf_doge November 6, 2020

Death the Kid kinnie

a motherf**king perfectionist who has a meltdown when something isn't symmetrical

also holy sh** i just described my mom

Mom: NO!! YOUR BED MUST BE MADE SYMMETRICALLY!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
Child: Neeheeheeheehee~! Okay Death the Kid kinnie~!

by ShumaiUnbreakable November 18, 2020

iPad Kid

Children that were given an iPad at a young age. They're usually loud, annoying and like Roblox, Fortnite, Cocomelon and RyansToysReviews. Their iPads are usually crusty amd dirty; covered in cheeto dust. If they were forced to go outside, they'll come up to you and ask if you have games on your phone; if you answer no they'll start screaming and throwing a tantrums. Their mothers are usually karens that spoil them rotten.

Two fine examples of an iPad kid are Quackity and Screech from DOORS.

A: Why is this iPad so dirty?
B: Oh don't touch that, it belongs to lil Timmy, he's an iPad Kid

by iliketoconsumrbutter August 31, 2022

Annoying kid

Usually whiny and entitled. Here's how to spot one:

Male: has a mullet, obsessed with dirt bikes and trucks, plays Fortnite 24/7, watches dirt bike videos on Tik-Tok, listens to shitty country music, wears under armour, and thinks he's cool because he's friends with the richest kids in his class.

Female: has long hair, uses Tik-Tok, has the latest iPhone, listens to Billie Elish, gets offended by everything, posts on Instagram about "being depressed", drinks Starbucks everyday, posts duck lip pictures on Snapchat, wears only Acrombe and Fitch, and only hangs out with the "popular girls"

My youngest brother is an annoying kid.

by Failurebitch July 7, 2023

CLOUDY KID

When you put sour patch kids in your cup of lean and blow smoke from your blunt on top and drink it.

Me and the boys are gonna make some cloudy kid's

by Cockblocker1281 July 13, 2023