Closet Friend

A friend that shows up to parties early, because they are insecure.

Jake showed up first, because he was afraid to bring attention to himself by arriving later:
What a closet friend:

I know right:

by Wouldn'tYouLikeToKnowWeatherbo November 11, 2020

friend

a creature that has certain qualities of irritating people.

That thing is my friend

by peak of boring May 22, 2022

friend on the inside

When you cutout the pockets in your pants as to have access to otherwise inaccessible areas in public

Fred usually found the park boring, but since he had a friend on the inside, it’s spiced up his visits tremendously!

by Red Rocket November 25, 2021

Friend

Someone you cares about you
Something you will never have

Enemy: so I see you still don't have any Friends, no one cares about you
You: well yeah I guess a friend is something I will never have

by Mwahahaahahaaha April 5, 2021

Twin Friend

A Twin Friend is someone who is more than just a best friend, they are just like a twin. They know everything about you, you are practically the same person, with one look you know exactly what the other one is thinking. You could go months without seeing each other, and when you do it’s like no time has passed at all. Nothing could break the bond you have with this person. You are more than friends, your family.

We are more than friends, we are twin friends.

by Caroline Forbes-Mikaelson August 30, 2025

Sidewalk Friend

Noun: The person who has to walk behind on a narrow sidewalk; the least favorite in a 3-person friend group who often feels like they don't belong or are unappreciated.

Person 1: even when I'm with them, those two sometimes act like I'm not even there. I'm their sidewalk friend.

by platy_fish September 30, 2023

My Friends

Something i dont have

“Sits in Room alone” oh wait My Friends are non-existent

by Cocoa Mustache April 7, 2022