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Brown-Betty

Common Las Vegas term that involves snorting cocaine out of the intergluteal cleft of a prostitute.
It was a crazy party at the hotel. Everyone was doing brown-bettys off the local girls.
by BoomShacka August 16, 2021
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Mr Brown

The bald p.e teacher we all love
" WE LOVE YOU MR BROWN KEEP BEING A GREAT TEACHER"
by Cheeky nonce March 8, 2022
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Brown Lightning

The act of snorting a pile of cocaine off of the asshole of a consenting party.
Bro, I fell off the wagon and rode the brown lightning with Karen last night.
by Pink McSockington June 18, 2021
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Deep Creek Brown Trout

When you go away for a weekend with fraternity brothers to a brother’s beautiful lake house, and you decide to take a dump in the pristine lake waters.
“Where’s GB?”

“He’s stocking the lake with some Deep Creek Brown Trout!”
by Freakie14 May 1, 2022
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Turq's brown rounds

A chocolate waffle named after its creator can be found at Waffle House Vcu exclusively by asking a waitress only
Mnm... I got walnuts in myTurq's brown rounds now it's like a brownie waffle.
by phynXxX August 22, 2014
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Brown bat

Term in the goth community (as well as its subcultures) for someone (typically a woman) dressing in traditionally goth attire that is a brunette. It is sometimes used to describe someone presenting goth that keeps their natural hair color.
I had started to get into goth fashion and wanted to dye my hair, but I figured I’d keep it natural to go with the brown bat vibe.
by Monalleny August 11, 2025
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This theory covers the principle that you have some people who are incompetent but get promoted anyway due to arrogance, self-belief and ignorance of their own capabilities and limitations. Their self-belief comes across as confidence and skill during short interview exposure where real skills are not challenged or tested thoroughly. Ultimately they become a manager. They try to exert control over all future situations, despite a lack of informed knowledge.

These employees float up to the top of an organisation, repeating the same process. and this is why there is a layer of shit often floating at the top, underneath which capable employees become exhausted and disgruntled.

This in essence is the Polystyrene Brown Management Theory.

It gains its name from some simple principles. If placed in water, Polestyrene will float to the top, pushing everything out of its way to get there, where it refuses to sink, is bad for the environment and is generally just shit. Inhibiting the necessary light needed for employee growth underneath where they are left in a less oxygen-rich environment, unable to get the necessary straws to aid breathing, due to the budget cuts imposed by said Polystyrene Brown Management.

The environment that the employee is left to work in starts to turn brown, and everywhere they look they feel they are surrounded by shit.
Polysterene Brown Management Theory

"I have been working in this company for 23 years, and we don't need to change or adapt to any of these dumbfounding IT security principles or ideas you have, if you don't like it then leave!!!!" - said David.

"Well David, that's some "Polysternene Brown Management Theory" bullshit right there you useless bag of limp dicks" - replied Kevin.
by irishwolfdogg June 25, 2021
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