American synonym for "Apple Crisp" or "Apple Cobbler". Can use other types of fruit (i.e. Georgia peaches) Reputedly enjoyed by Ronald and Nancy Reagan, served from the White House kitchen.
"Nancy, could you order us some dessert with tonight's dinner please."
"Sure Ron, I could use some American comfort food - how about some brown betty?"
"Yes Nan; have them serve my brown betty with vanilla ice cream, thanks"
An enchanting sex act in which the lady drops a deuce on the gentleman's chest and smears it around with her buttocks WHILE riding him reverse cowboy style. Generally both participants are close to climaxing or have just climaxed.
Timmy was both turned on and disgusted when Suzy took a dump on his chest and smeared it around just as he climaxed. Little did he know he'd just enjoyed a brownbetty.
When someone squats over a sleeping person's face, and someone else wakes the sleeping person. As soon as the sleeping person wakes up, the squatting person shits all over his face.
Rusty passed out at the party Friday night, so we decided to give him a BrownBetty.
When you put your finger in a girl's ass and then wipe your finger from the ass across the girls upper lip so she has to smell it. Can be done after a titpoits.
After Steve fingered Jane's ass, he gave her a brown betty