IPad kid

a middle schooler called ben

whats Ben doing?

oh he's just being an iPad kid.

by yams a jam July 6, 2022

Force field kid

The person who always has to be right or one up you; i.e. the kid on the playground that would always have to win at playing make-believe, extending into adulthood by the manipulation of information not known to everyone.

"okay kevin that's a hit, you take 13 points of bludgeoning damage"
"actually i'll use my Uncanny Dodge ability to take half the damage, then i'll use my reaction to activate my parry battle maneuver in order to make a counter-atta-"
"Kevin. Don't be a force field kid."

by calibus January 28, 2022

kids

young people who spend your time buying and playing games

i have two kids

by the blue dog December 20, 2022

SpongeBob kid

A secretly gay white male, a Christian who pursues being a priest in his mid age but the only reason he pursues working in churches is because of his lore from being molested by a Christian priest as a child

“Your such a SpongeBob kid”

by Spongebob kid April 24, 2024

Stray Kids

The Korean boy band, stray kids. Made up of 8 members:
-Bang Chan (Christopher Bahng), 26
-Leeknow (Lee Minho), 25
-Changbin (Seo Changbin), 24
-Hyunjin (Hwang Hyunjin), 23
-Han (Han Jisung), 23
-Felix (Lee Felix), 23
-Seungmin (Kim Seungmin), 23
-I.N (Yang Jeongin), 23

"My favorite k-pop groups are Stray Kids and Twice"

by gidleneverland November 26, 2023

trix with kids

Women of loose or questionable moral character, who also happen to have spawned children.

I got together with Kelly and Alisha last night. Luckily they had sitters, damn trix with kids.

by Jai Smokyyr October 4, 2008

South Australian Greasy Kid Nipple Twister

Popular in Adelaide, it's when you get your nipples twisted by a kid who hasn't showered in months.

Person 1: Hey, I'm going to Australia

Person 2: Watch out for South Australian Greasy Kid Nipple Twisters!

by Chad Tuah December 17, 2024