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(sorry if i stole anyones joke, i used to see this but it might be deleted)
by byarandomdude_nexttoyou February 3, 2021
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Penis Protector

For Sex
by anonymous January 16, 2022
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Oliver's Balls and Penis

Oliver's balls are sub-atomic, bitsy, bitty, infinitesimal, itty-bitty (or itsy-bitsy), little bitty, microminiature, microscopic (also microscopical), miniature, minuscule, minute, teensy, teensy-weensy, teeny, teeny-weeny, wee, weeny (also weensy). His penis is the size of a ant and his ego is the size of an elephant. He always talks about how big his penis is and how many bitches he has even when it isn't relevant. he also is Fat AF.
Sasha: "Did Oliver stop talking about Oliver's Balls and Penis yet?"
by deezerthe geezer May 24, 2022
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Penis Shaman

A penis shaman is a man who lives in a van, sometimes can be seen at Sex Ed courses, and he begs to see your penis. They are known to try to take you to their van and look at your penis. They also have the ability to tell you if your penis can turn a lesbian "correct" again (his words not mine). Be careful of the penis shaman. Their powers are few but he will sexually harass you to see your cock in public.
Joe: Hey, have you seen the penis shaman?
PENIS SHAMAN: PULL DOWN YOUR PANTS! I NEED TO SEE IT! PULL IT DOWN! I'M GONNA PULL THEM DOWN! I NEED TO SEE YOUR COCK! PENIS PENIS PENIS! TAKE YOUR UNDERWEAR OFF I DON'T CARE ABOUT THE OUTLINE! GET IT HARD I WANT TO SEE IT HARD! TAKE YOUR PANTS OFF! GET IN MY VAN! MY VAN IS OVER THERE! GET IN IT BUT YOU BETTER NOT HAVE ANYTHING COVERING YOUR MEMBER! It cannot turn lesbians correct. GET IN MY PENIS VAN I NEED TO INSPECT IT! PENIS! STOP THAT MAN HE'S TAKING MY RIGHT TO SEE COCK AWAY! COME BACK!
by greydotcom March 25, 2024
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penis handler

a more classy name for a dick beater or dick eater
Darrell raised his prices for the same services after he changed his title to penis handler from dick beater
by llvdoc December 12, 2025
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Frick Penis

Frick penis can be used in two ways.
1. When you had sex with someone whose penis, either real or fake was DESTROYING or DISSAPOINTING in the bed. (To use the term Frick Penis you had to be the one below)
2. When someone is being mean or rude to you, you can refer to them as a person who likes frick penises in themselves. Its a kinder, lighter version of calling someone a freak.
1. Oh my god. His FRICK PENIS was killing my nigga ass. That night made me crippled, and I fucking enjoyed it.
2. You FRICK PENIS. Why is this good to you? Just please let me and my family go.
by ButtFingererNigga🧨 July 10, 2023
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Penis

The legendary sword of birth that hangs off a guys groin. This hot dog plays a key role in sex. Without the penis you will have to suck each others pussies. The penis can be inserted into anything, the mouth, ass, tits, pussy or even a jar.
Penis. Just Penis...
by ZAREALSTE4LTHY7 May 14, 2023
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