Boat Butt

The unfortunate and highly painful feeling that builds in the posterior when one sits in a rowing shell for too long. The sensation is similar to sitting on a bed of needles or having your ass tasered. Possibly the most agonizing pain known to humankind after the 2k. One can also experience boat butt by spending too much time on an erg.

Rower: Dude, three hours on the water gave me the worst case of boat butt.

by Splunkin' April 18, 2010

muddy butt skipper

someone that like to skip to and lick dirty ass butt cover in shit.

a guy going around just licking a dirty ass and making it clean the going to do it agian to another person that makes them a muddy butt skipper

by ckkiller22 March 4, 2011

the butt game

This is a game that involves replacing a word or syllable in a popular name, title, or phrase with the word butt.

The Butt Game would result in people saying things like: The Green Butt Packers, The Empire Strikes Butt, Sargent Peppers Lonely Hearts Club Butt by The Buttles, Kim Kardashibutt, Luke Buttwalker, There's Not Enough Butt In The World, What's Butt Got to do with It?, Etc...

by Esotic December 23, 2014

big butt bob

A bald man who's big ass hits e-stops and doesn't know it. Also a bald man who is uncircumcised and also called a aardvark for short. Walks on his tippy toes and swings his arms like a baboon.

Look there goes big butt bob ass hitting e-stops, walking like a baboon with a uncircumcised dick.

by Mighty of all mighty April 7, 2015

my butt hole is dirty

When your butt hole is dirty

My butt hole is dirty I advise you to lick it clean

by Rumpalicous June 5, 2016

guppy butt

When you take such a furious burning shit that when you're done, your asshole appears to be gasping for air like a guppy out of water.

After that pinch of Copenhagen and that cup of coffee this morning I had serious guppy butt. Musta been those hot wings last night.

by Outdoorzguy June 4, 2016

squeeze your butt cheeks

An expression to replace "say cheese" when taking a photo of an unwilling/unsmiling subject.

Subject is unable to keep a straight face and will burst out in laughter.

Photographer: "say cheese!"
Subject: "uuugh"
Photographer: "squeeze your butt cheeks!"
Subject: "lol"

by Pandora25 December 18, 2009