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The Wook

The Wook is a young female human representing Chewbacca, a wookie character starring in the popular Star Wars trilogy in the 1970's. This female has many of the features of Chewbacca, including a wide face, cleft lip, and broad smile. Although this female is typically viewed as unnattractive, she has enjoyed a steady flow of male appreciators, who show their appreciation for her while they are under the influence of alcoholic beverages, or other drugs. It has been mentioned in scientific studies that perhaps the physical qualities of a wookie are inherantly attractive to some males while under the influence of said alcohol and drugs.
"Yo, I got with The Wook last night"
"Wow, again? You must have been hammered"
"Yeah, I was pretty much blackout for the whole night"
by Jonathan McKenzie October 25, 2006
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willy wonka

-A pedophiler using a chocolate bar to seduce a young boy, while melting chocolate between his ass cheeks.

-an old man jerking off to the movie Willy Wonka while eating chocolate., and screaming Willy oh Willy
-Hey Katelyn, did you hear that Nick got a Willy Wonka the other night! He was totally freaked out!

-Hey Tanner I heard your grandpa last night...does he like too Willy Wonka often?
by Britt-Neigh March 13, 2007
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wonka wonka's

Dang girl you think your Wonka Wonka's are hanging out enough!!
by assieanne July 14, 2006
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wook

Wook is another term, used especially around universities, to refer to an excessively drunk, sloppy, and/or sexually promiscuous girl who parades around at parties and/or bars. The term is a combination of "wasted hook" to the simpler, more concise, "wook."
"Man do you see that wasted girl over there, giving that guy a lapdance? What a wook!"
by bobsbigboy December 28, 2009
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wook

Wook is the 3rd stage of woot (followed by woop)<br/>
It's basically another way of saying woop (because everyone says woop!) Althought woop was another way of saying woot (because everyone used to say woot!). And soon it'll likely move on to woog or something simular.
It is a way of expressing happyness or excitement, and ise used by gamers mainly.
<br/>Wook also means a nasty old hippy or something, look below...
Wook! I fragged them n00bs!
by tooderlally April 8, 2007
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wonkey hoop

A perfectly normal animal, originating from Heeley's ass. This disgustingnnnnesss of this animal is increased by the fact that heeley willingly takes part in ass rape, with him as the victim.
Get rid of that wonkey hoop dave, you bloody well brought it here and it stinks of cheese and your damn filthy ass.
by i_hate_heeley_man June 11, 2004
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Wonkiee

A Wonkiee is the offspring caused by sexual intercourse between a Wookiee and a Donkey.
Chewbacca mated with a donkey and wonkiee was born.
by wonkiee October 19, 2007
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