vampire weekend

A weekend that "sucks" you of energy and leaves you tired for Monday. Depending on what happened this could be a positive or negative occurrence, often both, but generally has an air of regret or hardship.

My presentation at the office is going to be terrible thanks to another vampire weekend spent clubbing with Joe and the gang.

I will be screwed if I have another vampire weekend with final exams coming up next week.

by james vagabond January 24, 2010

Weekend buddy

n: phrase describing a defecation by an office malcontent, who does not flush, on Friday at 5:00 p.m.

My boss at Peterman & Strauss pissed me off so I left him a weekend buddy.

by Greg Ger June 30, 2006

weekev

young teenager, pre puberty

dont laught at him he's only a weekev

by Robin October 9, 2003

Weekend [Emo]

A person who has friends during the week, but doesn't hang out with them on the weekend, making them depressed.

Person 1: Did you see Tyler this weekend?
Person 2: No, he was busy being a weekend emo.

by Danny Melkins December 17, 2008

Weekend

A giver of false hope.

The reason why you always wait to do your work, and then the reason why you have none of it done on time.

Before the weekend: Two days off means more time to work on stuff!
During the weekend: I'm gonna rest for a while....
After the weekend: CRAP I LEGIT GOT NOTHING DONE WHAT NOW HELP MEEEEEEEE

by considerthefollowing June 26, 2018

Rough Weekend

When Brock Lesar submits by tapping on Frank Mir's ass, and the the Patriots can't close their perfect season.

At least Brock goes home to Sable and Brady goes home to Gisele after the rough weekend

by Brockset January 11, 2009

The weeden

The act of giving or receiving head in a movie theater.

Caitlin did the weeden to her boyfriend when they were in a movie theater.

by Narrshea November 5, 2015