Welcome to Washington

1. A phrase you say to justify conniving, cutthroat actions made by yourself or others.
2. How one would say, "this always happens here" in Washington DC.

1. John: "Wow, I can't believe she dated me just to get my connections at the Pentagon."
Sarah: "Welcome to Washington."
2. Visiting friend: "Sorry I'm late. There was a protest in front of the White House which backed up traffic all the way to the beltway."
Friend: "Welcome to Washington"

by F.Underwood December 22, 2015

The Washington Hot Pocket

The act of putting feces on a man's penis, then giving the man a blowjob with the feces on the penis for sexual pleasure.

Hey, I just gave a man the Washington Hot Pocket last night. It was good

by Random definition guy October 15, 2023

Washington crossing the delaware

When hitting a parter from behind, the person swings their leg up onto the neck of the receiving partner. The position should be similar to that of the president’s famous painting on that chilly December night.

Accidentally broke her neck when I switched into Washington crossing the Delaware last night

by Chenny kesney May 20, 2019

Washington DC

Northern charm and Southern efficiency

“Those politicians down in Washington DC don’t do shit!”

by Cosmonaut775 September 12, 2023

Washington log flume

When you poop in a river and paddle away from the fecal matter. But then you fall out of the raft and catch the shit on your face

I ended my marriage because my wife was struck with a Washington log flume.

by GSI apples July 28, 2023

tachoma washington

the place in the U.S. were the reall thugs come from not all the poser fools

yo did you see that girl right thurr!! she be from tachoma washington she a reaall thug yo.

by snatch. August 7, 2009

Onalaska, Washington

A small, unincorporated community within Lewis County, Washington. The name for the town comes from the poem The Pleasures of Hope by Thomas Campbell.

I grew up in Onalaska, Washington and I personally liked it. It was much better than growing up in the big city.

by CelticEagle February 13, 2019