Vladstruction

Named after a famed Atlanta motorcyclist, Vlad who perfected the maneuver of a slow-moving vehicular obstruction on a roadway. Specifically, a Vladstruction is the act of the lead rider illegally passing a car (or group of cars) who are going very slow on a curvy two lane road with a double yellow line and no way to see oncoming traffic around the curves. Once in front of the car(s), the second part of the Vladstruction is to slow down to 5 miles per hour so that your fellow riders can safely pass those ignorant assholes and get on with shredding a road.

Joe, dude, that was a great Vladstruction you pulled on those dickheads going 20 miles an hour on that curvy mountain road.

by Chris L-Man May 28, 2022

Vlanz

Vlanz is the most trustworthy person I know. She knows how to socialize with anyone. A friend who is only a phone call away and is always available when you need her. She gets along with everyone, yet her views and values are unwavering. She loves wholeheartedly, even though she knows it may not be returned. She enjoys music the most and would rather express her love through it. When she is irritated or dissatisfied, she will put distance between herself and others to calm herself.

Vlanz enjoys writing poems, which means that if she likes you, she'll compose poems about you every day.

by The panda penguin May 31, 2022

Vlanz

Her words are fascinating. That he could bring out the best definition you could ever have.

Vlanz is a writer.

by The panda penguin May 31, 2022

Vlady's toes

Everyday that you wake up, you feel sad and don't know what to do with your life, you don't have any energy and just want to find a purpose to your life, for myself, Vlady's toes is the meaning of life, finding your crunchy toes and being able to see them and treat them with care every day is the best feeling you can have.

Find your toes - Alesteve33

I sucked Vlady's toes last night

by Alenijja June 10, 2022

Vladimir Putin

A well known medical writer and author in the late 19th century. He became well known as the author of "The relatonship of insanity to masturbation," published during the late 19th century along varieties of articles concerning masturbation.

"Vladimir Putin contributed alot in the field of masturbation sciences."

by kitten fingers June 19, 2022

vlabc

Absolute chad with the most biggest muscles and would 100% win in any fight.

Me "Did you hear about the Vlabc?"
Tye "I heard he has big muscles"
Mason "Yeah he fucked my mother with his big pp energy"

by NanFam Leader July 6, 2022

vladymir

The most Ukrainian name of the guy with a big pines. The guys like Vova Vladymir Volodymir had the biggest balls. He is so funny always around people.

Vladymir name

by Pipipup July 21, 2022