BD: trumpets, for the fifth time in the past 2 minutes, can you please play softer????????????????!!!!!
by spectre729 July 29, 2019
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“Hey bunny didn’t you say you have a video of you playing a man like a trumpet?”
“It’s Essentially Fisting his ass with at least three fingers, moving them independently inside while sucking on his tip”
“How much do I have to pay you to do that to me-?”
“It’s Essentially Fisting his ass with at least three fingers, moving them independently inside while sucking on his tip”
“How much do I have to pay you to do that to me-?”
by TransexualCartman October 20, 2025
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Get the Thunder Trumpet mug.An act of involving at least two parties where the male will shit into the females mouth. After cradleing the turd in her mouth, she then forcibly projects the faecal matter back into the male's anus by blowing it as hard as she can resembeling the act of playing a trumpet.
Five years ago, Sebastians wife was being a bitch to him so he punished her with a german trumpet. She has been the nicest lady ever since.
by Nk1992 July 7, 2016
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Nobody trumpets stupid, stupid bullshit like him. Believe it, nobody. It's unpresidented. Sad!
Nobody trumpets stupid, stupid bullshit like him. Believe it, nobody. It's unpresidented. Sad!
A: So, our president just tweeted again...
B: What's the Trumpet-in-chief come out with this time, or do I not want to know?
A: Would you look at that, our Trumpet-in-chief just managed to say something self-contradictory AND hypocritical, and in the space of only two sentences! Impressive even by his standards!
B: Damn man, give a guy a break already! Being informed about a topic like immigration, and able to talk about it without sounding like a blathering, inconsistent idiot can't be easy you know- he's only the president after all!
B: What's the Trumpet-in-chief come out with this time, or do I not want to know?
A: Would you look at that, our Trumpet-in-chief just managed to say something self-contradictory AND hypocritical, and in the space of only two sentences! Impressive even by his standards!
B: Damn man, give a guy a break already! Being informed about a topic like immigration, and able to talk about it without sounding like a blathering, inconsistent idiot can't be easy you know- he's only the president after all!
by Charlemagne1993 September 13, 2017
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