Tool Shed Factory 

Worse than a tool, worse than a tool box, worse than a tool shed. A tool shed factory is so awful that simply hanging out with them makes you a tool shed.

Brent:"Why did that girl just call me a tool shed? I didn't even do anything wrong!"
Ashley:"Clearly it's because you were hanging out with that tool shed factory, Mark!"
Brent:"Well, hell if I ever hang out with him again!"

Tool Shed Factory by McEffinFly October 6, 2009

tool beater

someone with a profound love of masterbating their penis

Jonny is a keen tool beater

tool beater by Tomo December 14, 2004

Tool academy 

a show full of wiggers,a bit niggers ,and white trash men who are complete douchebags / tool to their girlfriends.this show on vh1 is basically teaching a whole bunch of assholes on how to become better boyfriends for their partner.this means not treating women like shit(like their gf's) and becoming a better man.i honestly think the girlfriends of the men on this show are fucking stupid bitches because why would anybody put up a asshole boyfriend,have your brother fuck your boyfriend up..at the end of the show only one man wins he wins money,becomes a changed man(well at least thats what we think) and a happier girlfriend.most of the women of the men are also white showing white women are easy and soft

i would like to see all the men of the tool academy have black or latina girlfriends.i wounder if they could dominate them like they do to the white women

one day i would want to find all the men of the tool academy and beat the shit out of them and have sex with their girlfriends in front of them

Tool academy by TiTyRon September 28, 2009

tool nugget 

someone who is used by morons

your such a tool nugget always doing stuff with that moron

tool nugget by xx-kitten-xx July 19, 2006

Tool Bus

Any charter bus carrying a bunch of Canadians from southern Ontario to a Buffalo Bills game on a Sunday afternoon.

The Tool Bus will leave the parking lot of the Scarborough East Ramada Inn at 11:00 a.m. sharp, and return to the same place at approximately 8 p.m. Vomit cleanup will then commence.

Tool Bus by circushead August 4, 2006

Tool Golfer 

A kid who wears Puma hats and puma shirts both matching colors, typically has long hair to look like Rickie Fowler.
Also a kid who typically isnt good at golf and shoots in the 80s consistently.

Today I saw a kid who looked like a tool golfer, he was wearing all orange puma attire, call him Zach mason.

Tool Golfer by Im Mutually a douchebag March 15, 2011

Tool around on your face. 

To pull out your penis and drag it around on someones face.

You better shut your mouth or I am going to tool around on your face.

Tool around on your face. by Tungsten82 June 7, 2011