toasted

Being totally fucked from shmoking the weed.

Dude I've drilled like 10 hotties and I'm totally toasted.

I'm so toasted man that I'm sitting on the couch, wrapped in a blanket and dreamin about a glass of water.

by Darbs May 31, 2005

Spoilsbury Toast Boy

The Spoilsbury Toast Boy was a small child haunted by beetles. He lived with his grandmother until one fateful evening when she was murdered by an evil beetle. The beetles whispered in Toast Boy's ears and suggested he kill her and burn her nipples. When he went out to fetch her some Speckled Huckleberry Leaves, he returned to find her dead, her head burnt, slain by a monstrous beetle. The beetle continued to haunt the troubled child and add to his insanity, until 'good beetles' suggested they come to their apartment where they would 'fix' him with their Brain-Fixing Machine. The Toast Boy accepted, but on arriving, was brutally murdered by the beetles' machine. There could me a moral or hidden meaning to this story, but it is too deep for anyone to work out.

"Come here... grandmpa wants to give you a big kiss! ...real sploppy..."

by Belzedar Tunn June 4, 2005

thomas triple play

When you're having a threesome, but one girl is on her period so she blows you instead

Woah man, just came back from a Thomas Triple Play

by UK2K15WGII4thFloor November 14, 2015

Thomas

An inter-dimensional being. Gives off satanic cult vibes. Annoys people to death.

That guy was annoying, he is acting like a Thomas.

by YoungChoppa June 12, 2018

Thomas Edison

The biggest asshole you will ever know. He ain’t the true “BiGgEsT aMeRiCaN iNvEnToR”, he didn’t even invent electricity he just stole that idea from NIKOLA TESLA. Yea you heard it right, a Serbian invented electricity not this dumb American. He took many ideas from other people and still get credited for it till this day. Y’all who support him should be ashamed of yourself. He legit just took ideas and inventions and gave himself all the credit and everyone believed him.🙄

“You know that guy who invented electricity?”
“Ohhhh yea, Nikola Tesla.”
“No, Thomas Edison did”
“You poor dumb fuck”

by Unknown.girly. September 26, 2020

Thomasbrodiesangstersexual

Thomasbrodiesangster sexual is where your extremely attracted to Thomas Brodie- Sangster

Layla- I’m Thomasbrodiesangstersexual

by Thomasbrodiesangstersexual February 11, 2021

Toast

Hotel Mario's favorite meme food

YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY; ALL TOASTERS, TOAST T O A S T

by ♥🗺☠ June 21, 2021