white-boy wasted

being drunk and nothing else.

Maaane that fool was white-boy wasted! No geekin, no purp, just straight drannnkin!

by BeckyBecky December 30, 2009

ash face wasted

when ones drunk is resembling the one we call ash face

usually results in:
-yelling
-free style rapping
-being an ass to be funny
-singing in different languages
-announcing when you have entered a room
-throwing up

"carly was so shwasted on friday.. like really ash face wasted"

by NUMBA ONE NIGGA October 23, 2011

Tranny Wasted

When you end up getting more wasted than you expect, and given the right scenario you might engage a tranny.

Bro 1: Bro I was so wasted last night...

Bro 2: I know man you banged a tranny...

Bro 1: Damn bro that's my second time getting tranny wasted this week.

by Brochompskithe2nd January 15, 2013

White Belt Wasted

Someone intoxicated that rarely drinks and makes a fool of themselves

Jeff: Cassie got wasted for the first time last night, and took a piss in the trash can in the kitchen.
Carl: Oh man, White Belt Wasted for sure...

by The Real Boyardee December 22, 2018

Florida waste pipe

The act of shitting into a blender, then pour the Liquid into a water gun and blast your next door neighbor

"Yo I hit Jeremy with the florida waste pipe yesterday"

by NickyBickyDicky March 9, 2020

bobby knight wasted

The act of becoming so drunkly angry that one succumbs to the urge to throw various pieces of furniture across any given room.

After a failed attempt to kiss that girl last night, Danny got so Bobby Knight wasted that he threw an armchair across our hotel room.

by Danny Knight May 13, 2014

pussy gone to waste

A proven hot girl who is still single after 22.

“I can’t believe no one wanted to date the Spanish teacher, that’s pussy gone to waste.”

by Mitch the snitch October 23, 2020