Stoned God

A god to surpass all gods. every child should be taught to worship the stoned god as everyone who follows the stoned god is blessed with the dankest of kush.

all hail stoned god

by LP97 May 29, 2018

Time Stones

When there isn’t a time limit and whatever will be will be

An example being when someone friend zoned you in year 9 but you end up together

“There are no time stones...”

by Brandp January 27, 2019

pres-stoned

when your name is Preston and you high as fucc

Preston: ayo man I think I'm high
John: guess you can say your pres-stoned lmao

by Burnzify September 30, 2016

Shea Stone

Shea is a soft e girl who probably secretly watches anime constantly. She is actually suuuuuuper funny but has so many Xbox friends 🙄 jk jk she’s pretty nice. Also she’s obsessed w the tibzanata

Oh ya Shea stone I know her she was in my Xbox party last night

by “THAT” person October 25, 2019

Boned to the Stone

When you’re so stoned that you start subconsciously switching the beginning sounds in words

E-cig ripped the bong so hard that he got boned to the stone

by Asian Tom Cruise May 8, 2019

Hit a stone

An alternative saying for "beat the meat" used when your dick is "rock" hard and needs to be hit till it busts

"Yesterday I woke up with a morning wood so I went for an early stone hitting to calm it down"

Me: I feel so down bro
Friend: just hit a stone you'll feel better

by AWiseNibba March 6, 2018

fuck stone

Like a bed, a place to fuck or have sex on. Anywhere you have sex on something.

Quick to the fuck stone....to fuck. Let’s go to the fuck stone to have sex. Lay me down on the fuck stone and have your way with me.

by Longshot Lee March 29, 2020