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Junction staining

Performing oral sex on a beautiful, intelligent woman.
Tammy loves my technique for junction staining!
by TennisEE October 4, 2021
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Short staffing

Sounds like a believable excuse to some people except some stores were already putting signs on their doors saying they would open later than the usual time they open, or that they wouldn't be open at hours they were usually open long before the pandemic began, when staff was abundant.
Short staffing isn't what's keeping some businesses closed.
by The Original Agahnim November 3, 2021
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Reluctant Starfish

When a wife let's her husband have sex with her to appease him and she lays on her back showing zero interest while he goes to pound town.
Guy - "Man, I finally got laid last night. Have you gotten any buns recently?"
Buddy - "Yea, the other night. I wouldn't say I got laid, but Tricia begrudgingly lied there lifeless and let me have sex with her so I would stop annoying her"
Guy - "Ahh, the Reluctant Starfish. At least you got a nut"
Buddy - "Yup....."
by Dangling Scrots November 9, 2021
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Blue Starfish

When you use a recently cleaned porta potty and your butthole gets splashed with the fresh blue water.
I can't stand it when I wind up with a blue starfish. Now I have to take a shower to scrub my butthole with a x-acto knife.
by Jinglebellgary May 3, 2022
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When you stretch your asshole and shove it full of mentos, then pour in diet coke and stand with your ass in the air screaming I'm a fountain.
My friend decided to do an art exhibition and performed the Carbonated Starfish Slurpee Fountain.
by dabatrin June 23, 2022
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Spicy Starfish

When you try anal after a curry.
Yo man, she must of had curry for lunch my bellend was burning from her spicy starfish.
by Spasmo1 May 27, 2022
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The Starfish

When a man cums on the wall and proceeds to jump and stick to the wall with his arms and legs spread out to represent a starfish.
"Sponge-bob wanted to be patrick so he did the starfish"
by Flamingzombie3 September 1, 2022
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