Seattle Squeegee

A sex act involving a man peeing on his partner and then spreading it around with his penis. The idea is his penis acts as a squeegee.

I'll give you a dollar if you let me seattle squeegee on your face.

by Katie Nyce October 26, 2006

Nigerian Brain Squeeze

it is an old turkish-iranian saying. It means:"to continuously bother and throttle their plans for rescuing the almighty Ahnold Frumpinahtor (metaphorically spoked of co69urse." <---hidden word... okay.

Max: "dude. my grandma fuckin Nigerian Brain Squeezed me man. dubble-yew tee eff."
snackums:"Dude dont worry just call this saying: ocropis was very him gemomthn today cd l,aeter was grandma indian niggers ni dig , it is wat it is"

Max: "giant silber gilet c accaboinet the night before last night s,eelj g basd gkkdagkkdagkddaa greain jukice in my buicket of OF it is what it seems to is."
snackums: "alright youre fuckin crazy."

by DontEatheBaby July 19, 2010

lemon squeeze

Pour fresh lemon juice in an open vagina

Man dude it stank so I did a lemon squeeze

by Jeha May 15, 2015

Squeebenhofen, Tra-quee III

A well-known avant-garde author, co-author of The Epic Adventure of Popes, Pineapples, Peni, and Prince Charles Being Carried Into the Abyss of My Lord," along with Beniquila Monsontra and Fippleosa McDurfur.

I have to write a report on Tra-quee Squeebenhofen III.

by Mel July 16, 2008

squeeze the greens

to urinate, to extract superfuous liquid.

"Better squeeze the greens before we leave as it will be a long trip with no convenient stopping places."

"Better squeeze the greens otherwise the dish will be too moist."

by ckm June 18, 2006

Squeeless

Originating from squeeling or telling on people when and getting them in trouble. Telling someone they are a squeel or squeeless or squeeler are all acceptable ways of calling someone a squeeless. Basically when someone is being an idiot or says something retarded or does something retarded.

Quit squeelin you McSqueeler. You are such a squeeless.

by Man.... WE'RE GOOD November 18, 2009

Squeezeball

(n) A term of endearment among friends.

Mason: Whats up squeezeball?
Scott: Hello friend, how are you?

by Nugd00der February 24, 2011