Ghetto Spread

When the toothless hooker down at the corner offers to spread her pancake ass flaps apart so you can jack off on her stained balloon knot.

Mark: "Man, after getting all boned up at the club back there I could really go for a ghetto spread!"

by SilentSyphon March 31, 2021

spote

noun: a severe but well deserved beating, usaully one given to a child by a parent.

Oh you dun messed up now. *removes belt* I'm bout to put some spote on ya ass.

by Priest August 6, 2003

Cup and Spread

When you are in the doggy style position behind your wife/girlfriend's ass - you take her ass cheeks and open them in order to preform the deed. Basically, you are cupping the ass cheeks in order to open the red eye and carry on.

"I gave her a "cup and spread" before I slapped the coals to her"

by Rude Donny December 26, 2005

Ghetto spread

When middle class white people can't afford to shop at M&S but need to serve snax and nibbles

Richard: hey Lauren, what are you bringing to the picnic later? I heard M&S were sold out of snax
Lauren: Yeah mate it sucks, had to go to Lidl and pick up a ghetto spread

by GhettoDickie February 17, 2021

Spreadsheet lovefest

The culmination of a series of spreadsheets that contain absolutely useless data that required a multitude of hours and days to compile. The time spent can be considered a incremental loss of precious time in your life.

I wasted four days on that fucking spreadsheet lovefest!

by Johnny Revenge February 20, 2009

spreading whites

a term originating in northern NJ. Spreading the word of the white man. Shouting "White Power" in the presence of others.

J:WHITE POWER!
F:What are you doing?
J:Spreading whites feller!

by WHITEMAN11o11 October 14, 2011

Freshmen Spread

The ten to twenty pound College freshmen gain.

Jimmy gained 40 pounds since he's been at Yale. That's alot more than the freshmen spread.

by Hallie Beth August 17, 2008