bang socks

A slang term for Condoms

Bro, you got any bang socks? I got this girl in my room and I need to wrap it up before I slap it up

by Tonkatron May 8, 2018

Tuna and Old Socks

A term used to describe the peculiar odor emmitted by the elderly.

Cletus: Jimmi's mum smells like tuna and old socks.
Bob: What? Oh yeah, that bitch smells like old.

by Marty Webb June 5, 2008

Rocks My Socks

An extremely stupid phrase used by pop star-crazed 13-year-old girls.

"Oh my god! Like Justin Timberlake rocks my socks!"

by Takiami Fujioko October 12, 2003

'stocks n' socks

Sandals with socks- literally Birkenstocks and socks. A fashion faux-pas

Oh man- he's wearing 'stocks n' socks

by Cracked Eg March 5, 2004

rocks in tube socks

having crack cocaine hidden in your tube socks

person 1: wheres dem rocks at nigga?
person 2: the rocks in tube socks, mayne.

by ghetty greg May 8, 2006

fillin' socks

When someone is heaping such a huge load of crap on you that the volume would fill everything you're wearing, even your socks. True Story: A young child was sent home from day care for 3 days because his "movement" was so huge that it literally filled his socks.

"Is that true or are you just fillin' socks?"

by Sand May 31, 2006

Meat Socks

Legs that look like near-to-bursting sausages on a grill. Meat Socks make "cankles" look trim and fit - there are usually extra rolls of skin in Meat Socks that would swallow a "cankle" whole, much like an Old Testament vision.

"Those strappy shoes could not withstand the force and pressure of the Meat Socks jammed into them."

by MrSalamander May 6, 2008