3 definitions by MrSalamander

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Legs that look like near-to-bursting sausages on a grill. Meat Socks make "cankles" look trim and fit - there are usually extra rolls of skin in Meat Socks that would swallow a "cankle" whole, much like an Old Testament vision.
"Those strappy shoes could not withstand the force and pressure of the Meat Socks jammed into them."
by MrSalamander May 06, 2008
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Arms that resemble giant over-packed sausage links.
"She wrapped her MEAT SLEEVES around a carton of smokes and bag of cheesy poofs."
by MrSalamander May 06, 2008
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The ridiculous emo-bangs that begin with a sweeping forward of hair from either behind the ear or at the back of the head. Typically accompanied by a white belt and $200 girl's pants. Easily identified by both the similarity in appearance to Donald Trump's famous comb-over, and the obsession most wearers of the style have with touching said bangs. Many hair salons give free lip-rings with the cut if you come in before noon.
His Trump Cut was so pronounced, that I felt not only compelled but justified in wrapping my fist up in it and twirling him around in the middle of the dancefloor - he was the lasso to my Modern Era Urban Cowboy! Yeeeeeehaw! Let's write some poetry!
by MrSalamander May 28, 2008
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