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Splash Damage

1. When you poop in a toilet and the water slings back up at your ass.

2. When you pee and your urine bounces back at you.

3. In video games when you attack something and it causes damage to surrounding enemies.
1. I went to the public toilet and had serious splash damage.

2. I tried peeing on the guys car but I got splash damaged.

3. I'm gonna through my grenade.
BOOM!
That caused like 20% splash damage to those suckas over there.
by stormychild March 23, 2016
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Midget Splash

When a guy cums so hard while getting a handjob from a midget. Due to the height difference the midget gets sperm in her eye and screams in delight.
... going out with my girl later. Since her eye is feeling so much better we will be doing the midget splash
by 5533X3 November 16, 2020
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Silesian Splash

Filling your anus with water from a fountain by sitting on it, holding for a moment and squirting it on a nearby passerby.
I bet you a beer you won’t Silesian Splash those people right there.
Yeah? Watch me!
by Massiver October 18, 2021
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Splash mouth

When you are so thirsty and take a sip of water and your lips don’t hit the glass you just splash mouthed

You are talking to a room full of people after drinking a large glass of water and you just spray everyone you have just splashed mouth
When Steve got up to the staged he splash mouthed before beginning his set as lead singer of his band
by Sbaldy October 13, 2018
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Splash and dash

When you need to go somewhere quickly or are running late but you need a poo so you go for a really quick poo before speeding out the door with wipe of the bum.
Borris: Why were you late?
Larry: Sorry, I had to splash and dash
by safekid420 March 13, 2015
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Splash

Splash is a phrase used by basketball players all over the country. If one could merely exhort "splash" in lieu of a "good shot" or "bang."
*steph curry shoots* " SPLASH "
by Q (from da lab) July 17, 2021
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Splash Mountain

Splash Mountain:
When you are fucking someone doggy style, pull out, and nut down their butt crack starting from the top.
Right as the nut reaches their booty hole you put your face next to their ass and clap their cheeks together causing a cum explosion similar to that of the ride "Splash Mountain" at the theme park known as "Disneyland".
"Bro Jessica let me go to Splash Mountain last night it was my first time. She even setup the camera for a picture just like the ride at Disneyland. Wanna see it?"
by greatwampa December 10, 2024
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