Snot funny

When someone sneezes out jizz from their nose, and it dangles from both nostrils, twirling around one another before falling on the ground where you just took a jizz on a person sleeping.

Also obvious dick is obvious.

Jizzy: AHCOO! *boogers drip from nose*

Cummel Does: JIZZY! Obvious jizz is obvious!

Jizzy: Snot funny Does! This isn't my jizz damn it! It's yours! You selipped jizzy pills into nose didn't you?!?

Cummel Does; OH HO! You REMEMBERD! *embarassed cock* *then starts to jizz*

Jizzy: EWWWWwwwwW! Obvious cum is obvious!

by Lubricus Genitilius March 17, 2011

Snot luge

The radical acceleration of mucus and other liquified body fluids and chemicals ,including coke chunky blood as they are launched via sneeze down a well mostuirized snotqueduct.

The supermodel I was out with, was so wasted her bloody snot luge ruined my white dinner jacket.

by Rick Pitt October 1, 2011

snot fox

When you spit a decent sized loogie in someone's asshole and fist them vigorously directly afterward

I got snot foxxed hard last night bro.

by Mickle angle low December 31, 2017

Scooby Snot

When you’re about to cum in her mouth and you hit her with the “rehehehehe” when she’s not expecting it and she blows it out of her nose.

Remember when you got scooby snot the other night?

by derrikson September 19, 2022

Forbidden Snot Taco

A piece of toilet paper used to hold ejaculate and folded width-wise.

"Don't think I don't see those forbidden snot tacos in your trash can. You gonna eat em?"
"Dude what"

by Chimble January 24, 2021

eastern snot bloc

A vanilla slice imported from the communist states of Central & Eastern Europe.

Trevor bought a Eastern Snot Bloc from a Romanian Baker the other day.

by Mikhal Pickle April 27, 2020

snot swab

Slang for nasopharyngeal swabs used to test people for COVID 19. So named because the Nurse or Doctor (usually Nurse) doing the test inserts a long handled swab into the subject's nose and into one of their sinus cavities. The sinuses produce snot, and COVID 19 lives in the sinuses.

As a healthcare worker, I have to go for COVID 19 testing every 2 weeks at work. It doesn't hurt that much if the Nurse doing the test uses a gentle touch (it's no more painful than having chlorinated pool water enter your nostrils). At my last COVID test, I joked with my Nurse friend inserting the swab, "Time for a snot swab"

by chrisssy226 November 20, 2020