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Smooth Jazz

Apparently, everyone who's put a definition for smooth jazz is an incompetent moron. Smooth jazz requires the same amount of effort and work as any other type of jazz. Smooth jazz is usually more creative and innovative.
Stupid Person: L0l!!!!11!1 smo0the jass iz 4 elavait0rzz!!!11!1 lyzzen 2 sum reel gazz lyke mylezz daivus!!!11!1

Smooth Jazz is just as good as regular jazz.
by Black_Spade August 12, 2008
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smooth dackin

a word originating in rural north texas, easily used in a good or bad/ male or female context.

1. smooth dackin from male to female could mean sexual activity among other things.

2. smooth dackin from male to male usually means doing wrong to them or screwing something up for them in one form or another.

3. just a random statement.
male to female: "hey baby, if you're lucky, i might just give you a smooth dackin."

male to male: "hey fucker, you do that shit one more time i'll give you a smooth dackin"

general statement: (while playing a game of poker, and just lost a big hand) "man, i got the smooth dackin right there!"
by VA bitch April 11, 2005
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smoothie

when a guy and another guy have butt times and one guy releases into the other dude's booty and then to save the turtles, sticks a metal straw up the other bro's anal cavity and slurps up the juices and wishes him a good night.
"hey broski you wanna smoothie?"
"uh sure?"
by smoothy.slurp September 21, 2019
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Mister Smoothie

Male genitalia that lacks or has very little pubic hair. Women prefer giving head to Mister Smoothie, rather than Mister Hairy Sausage.
All the girls love it when Mister Smoothie comes to town.
by PeeBee February 10, 2004
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dirty smoothie

When the man puts a fruit smoothie inside his penis, then ejaculates the smoothie into the woman's mouth.
Ann: Hey, I heard Mike gave you his special dirty smoothie.
Haley: Yeah. He made me a raspberry-banana one.
Ann: Nice.
by Maudlin La An July 6, 2010
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smooth

expression used to describe girls who are kind of fat, but you want to fuck them anyway. usually have a really cute face but just a little extra meat on their bones. again, not fat, just thicker than you normally want. (Penn State enrolls lots of smooth chicks.)
damn that chick is smooth, I'm gonna be up in that with the quickness.
by Phattymatt February 7, 2007
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Smooth as fuck!

Jokey sarcastic sense: Not smooth at all.
Jimmy knocks down stuff with his arm after falling over a rug, but manages not to fall.
Derek: Smooth as fuck!
Jimmy: I am the smoothness itself! *laughs*
by Meh99 February 6, 2015
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