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smashing beavers

When a chick is grinding, rubbing, and thrusting her beaver (pussy) against her lesbian (bi-curious?)partner's beaver. Term "smashing beavers" is used when this activity becomes quite aggresive and smashing occurs between clitori in order to facilitate maximum stimulation.

The nonverbal signal for this is to make a "Spock" gesture with both hands, and smash the crux of the V's together.
Tiffany and Veronica started out slowly rubbing their vaginas together on my couch, but as they both neared climax, they got so heated up that they began smashing beavers. I could hear it from the kitchen!

or

I make the smashing beavers sign with my hands everytime I see lesbians to denote what their favorite activity is to my friends.
by ADyBl January 18, 2006
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Smash Yourself

To pleasure oneself sexually. Often refers to male masturbation and can be used as a synonym for jacking off or spanking the monkey
Example A
man what did you do saturday night?

oh nothing just watched the hockey game then smashed myself


Example B

Hey, you ever sit on your hand until it falls asleep and then smash yourself ? It feels like someone else is doing it.
by Smash Yourslef! February 17, 2009
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40 Smash

A drinking game to Super Smash Bros. The players have 40 lives and each have a 40oz bottle of beer. With each death the players take a drink and must be finished with the bottle by the time they have lost all of their 40 lives. If a play finishes early they still must continue drinking by going and getting extra cans.
Hey want to go play some 40 Smash, tonight?
by Chip Cook January 2, 2009
mugGet the 40 Smashmug.

Smash Martians

A group of robotic Martians who make fun of us earth people for eating real mashed potatoes instead of using the powdered crap.
For mash... get Smash
by smasher December 20, 2003
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Keyboard Smash

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by BOT1games April 20, 2019
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SMASHING

The act of replying to any question in a quick neck turn and wierd face. Related to Nigel thornberrys favorite response.

SMASHING.
How was your day today?

*quickly turns around with ugly face* SMASHING.
by HerpDerpBox July 26, 2014
mugGet the SMASHINGmug.

fupa smash

A professional wrestling finishing move where the fat ass miraculously climbs to the top rope and, after catching his breath for a minute, leaps down and buries his opponent's head under his massive fupa. There is no escape.
Dave's wrestling career was ended by a brutal fupa smash which left him paralyzed from the neck down.
by Dick Walk May 8, 2008
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