Skip to main content

Smootchie

A word that is only used by stupid, eco-hating, man-hating, meat-loving, real leather jacket wearing, hipster biotches.

Also smells like tuna.

Means beyond cute.
Morgan: Logan is so EFFIN SMOOTCHIE.
Felipe: Wait.. What?
by Morgsyporgs69 January 15, 2011
mugGet the Smootchie mug.

smoothie

A person who shaves or otherwise removes the hair from his/her pubic area
There were lots of smoothies at the nudist resort.
by iamsmooth January 2, 2005
mugGet the smoothie mug.

smoot

v., to (usually) vaginally penetrate two women at the same time with a double-ended dildo. Named for NFL player Fred Smoot, who performed the procedure on two strippers during the Minnesota Vikings "love boat" scandal.
Yo man, you should have come to Trevor's bachelor party. Julian totally smooted these two fine strippers.
by Fred Smoot fan March 29, 2007
mugGet the smoot mug.

smooth move exlax

When someone makes a not so smooth move, one would use this phrase in a verbally ironic fashion.
Exlax is a common laxative which causes "smooth movements" of the bowels so to speak.
By using this statement, you are comparing a persons action to that of a laxative.
"You guys, I left the door to the bathroom unlocked, and just got caught wanking off!"
"Smooth move exlax"
by Ally April 4, 2005
mugGet the smooth move exlax mug.

Smoot

A small hole or archway, left in the bottom of a drystone wall to allow rabbits to pass in and out of fields, but too small to allow sheep to pass through. Often seen in the Lake District, Cumbria.
The rabbit escaped through the smoot.
by Joey-beans October 6, 2005
mugGet the Smoot mug.

Smoothie Walk

A walk consisting of flailing your legs behind one another while walking after you make a smoothie.
"guys the smoothies are done!"

*does the smoothie walk into the living room with smoothies in hand.
by Jordan Folkman February 23, 2009
mugGet the Smoothie Walk mug.

Innocent smoothie

Whilst indulging in anal sex with a partner who has diarrhea, you secretly ejaculate into their anus without telling them. The resulting mix of semen and faeces juice produced when they next defecate is known as an innocent smoothie.
"Dood, I nailed her in the butt and she sprayed an innocent smoothie all over the sheets!"
by Sodafreek November 6, 2009
mugGet the Innocent smoothie mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email