Definitions by Sodafreek

Innocent smoothie 

Whilst indulging in anal sex with a partner who has diarrhea, you secretly ejaculate into their anus without telling them. The resulting mix of semen and faeces juice produced when they next defecate is known as an innocent smoothie.

"Dood, I nailed her in the butt and she sprayed an innocent smoothie all over the sheets!"

Innocent smoothie by Sodafreek November 6, 2009

Innocent thickie 

Whilst indulging in group anal sex with a partner who has diarrhea, three guys secretly ejaculate into their anus without telling them. The resulting thicker creamy mix of semen and faeces produced when they next defecate is known as an innocent thickie.

"Dood, we nailed her in the butt and she sprayed an innocent thickie all over the sheets!"

Innocent thickie by Sodafreek November 6, 2009