Peek-a-Pube

A comment referring to the scandalous and provocative clothing worn by a skanky female.

Dang, Gina! Did you see her outfit? The skirt is so short she's gonna peek-a-pube!

by Tina_Cakes May 15, 2015

a red pube

The smallest increment of measurement in relation to distance or time. An infinitesimal amount of measurement of closeness.

In relation to a smidge, smidgeon, and skosh, a red pube is the smallest measurement.

You're just a red pube away from getting zocked in the balls.
I'm just a red pube short of giving a fuck.

by PONDERINGWHATIMPONDERINGPINKY January 15, 2017

Red hot pubes

When your pubes itch so much you feel ants biting your genitals.

Damn I got red hot pubes rn!

by tobaiasfunkeee January 16, 2017

crusty ass pubes

Its when your asshole hair is so crusty you can feel it, Usually happens when you take a shit and you wipe and wipe yet somehow your ass still feels uncomfortable and crusty

person 1: bruh why you fingering yourself
person 2: i aint I got crusty ass pubes

by Ea, lord of depths August 5, 2018

Rubik’s pubes

When your pubic hair becomes so tangled and knotted it becomes painful to walk and nearly impossible to solve the puzzle of untangling them.

Hey Bruv, you’re grimacing every time you stand up or take a step. Have you got rubik’s pubes? I usually down a bottle of scotch then get my missus to rub some conditioner into them and softly comb them.

by Nuphagus December 11, 2019

last chapter of puberty

The part of puberty where your d*ck grows

Omg! Luke had his last chapter of puberty!

by roselikespussy November 10, 2019

getting your hair pubed

making your hair curly and bushy

i couldnt sleep, guess i be late to my hair pube-ing.
that sucks. ive always wanted my hair pubed
getting your hair pubed

by the guy banging ur mom March 1, 2022