Plate Pirate

When you ask your significant other if they want anything to eat and they decline, but then proceed to take food from your plate when you sit down to eat.

I'm eating in the car because I live with a plate pirate who's constantly trying to plunder my booty.

by the_urban_oracle February 22, 2021

Clean Plate

When you simultaneously thoroughly give a woman a rimjob and pussy eating. It is only known as a clean plate if she is satisfied.

Oh jeez Sandra is really mad I forgot our anniversary! She’s definitely gonna make me give her a clean plate!

by Yunkystinky March 22, 2021

Plate on the Floor

When you have to poop so bad, the poop is literally poking out that you'll have to put a plate on the floor to catch it

Big Bubba: Ya bum bitch. Where you at?
Big Homie Don: Yo, bro. I got a plate on the floor, be right back.
Big Bubba: Hecks naw.

by Habbibi's #1 fan March 29, 2021

Affinity Plate

Any plate or plate program (license plate or dinner plate) that you have an affinity for or a strong liking for or attraction to someone or something.

The Royal Family is announcing the release of a new Affinity Plate this year commemorating the passing of someone important and obviously Royal and to whom they had an affinity for.

or,

Some license plate program that ensures that Google will get a lot of traffic from people who have no idea what affinity plates mean.

by Pussycat503 May 5, 2021

Poor Man's Plate

When you haven't done the dishes, and you make an oven pizza. So you put it on the cardboard box.
Complete opposite of Fine China

"Yo man were out of plates..." Guy 1
"Just put it on the box!" Guy 2
"Here's the Poor Man's Plate..." #1

by PokingAPanda July 23, 2012

Just put it on a plate and call it dinner

Just do it; go ahead and finish up; hurry up already; nothing's perfect

"You have been working on that paper all night~just put it on a plate and call it dinner!"

by eliball June 21, 2013

Condom-plated

When someone means to say contemplated but has a dick in their mouth.

He condom-plated going to the store....*suck* *suck*

by S. Shizzle September 2, 2013