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pedofile

A computer file containing child pornography.
His PC is full of pedofiles.
by Mr.Bukakke June 1, 2006
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PedoVan

1. Van used by pedophiles to kidnap small children

2. A common tool in a pedophiles arsenal

3.A white van with tinted windows
1. Man: OH NO!!!!!!!!! Johnny got nabbed by the PedoVan!

2. Pedophile 1: I brought rope and duct tape,

Pedophile 2: Don't forget the PedoVan.

3. Guy 1: I love this new van I got!

Guy 2: Looks like a PedoVan.
by Dragonair96 June 9, 2010
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Pedo

Short term for "pedophile". A case in which an adult prays on children or is sexually attracted to them. Also known as a "Sick Fuck".
Person 1:Why was Brunton banned from the forum?

Person 2: For being a pedo.
by The 2.0 February 17, 2009
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pedodise

A remote location where people congregate and thrive as a community away from law enforcement where pedophilia is common amongst the unwashed masses. Members or new recruits of said community who oppose soon succumb to the ways of the dirty old men looking to feel young again, in more ways than one.
When I was a small child I was abandoned into the wilderness in the deep woods of Pennsylvania. I stumbled and hit my head and when I woke up I liked old men. I now thrive in this place I call pedodise.
by tehnub December 4, 2009
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Peduncle

A synthesis of the words 'pedophile' and 'uncle'.

Used to define that creepy uncle you have who isn't really your uncle at all. He usually is an old friend of your father's, has a mustache straight out of a porno, and drives an old white van with no windows (a common variation is a van originally equipped with windows, which have now been spray-painted over).
My peduncle is always rambling on about free candy and puppies

Dude, I think I just saw my peduncle on the news.
Really?
Yeah, he's wanted for gross sexual imposition.
by UlyssesSGrantIsUpInThis June 11, 2011
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pedo goggles

Similar to beer goggles, pedo goggles refers to the moment you see a boy/girl who you find attractive to then find out that he/she is under the legal age. User can remove pedo goggles to find out how young the guy/girl really is.
Friend 1: Damn that girl over there is fineeeeee
Friend 2: Dude, take off those pedo goggles and see what you're looking at.
by manziman777 September 11, 2011
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peduicy

A mixture of juices from the anal and vaginal region creating a repulsive yet attractive smell for some individuals
Al III. smells like sour-expired peduicy
by SandyBottum & JayHardcore April 19, 2014
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