cow patty surprise

when you take a shit and it resembles an unborn fetus.

Teacher: Mohammed, what in the name of FUCK took you so long?
Mohammed: I had a cow patty surprise

by chicken fried negro sammich March 30, 2009

The Krabby Patty Secret Formula

It's the Krabby Patty Secret Formula. I'm not gonna tell you what it is.

Plankton: I've come for the Krabby Patty Secret formula!

Spongebob: Not after I crush your mortal shell and consume your soul.

Plankton: shit

by HalfOfaDoorframe October 7, 2020

St. Patty's Day

Not a real day , said by stupid Americans. Actually spelt St. Paddys day . (The Irish for Patrick is Padraig so paD is correct not paT)

Are you going to the St. Patty's day parade (WRONG)

I was out at the pub for a few scoops on St. Patrick's Day. (RIGHT)

by ~Mc Lovin' March 21, 2017

pansy

A medical mystery consisting of a person with no spine, no heart, no guts, and no brain.

We've had over forty american presidents, but serveys show that 91% agree Dubya is the biggest pansy among them.

by America Lover July 15, 2004

Pasty

Pastys are little stickers that cover up chicks nipples.

That Bianca chick really needs some pastys, her nips are like buldging out of her shirt!

by Hp4lyf April 24, 2011

Patty

Patty is a GOD and a sexy beast. Great at any sport he competes in and an amazing person in athletics. HE is a perfect man and a ABSOLUTE GOD.

Bro did you see patty he is an absolute GOD.

by Patty is a beast September 19, 2015

Patty

The word you use for a glory hog or something that pisses you off. A Patty hates to lose, and will always either deny their mistakes, blame it on something else, or keep trying to piss you off. Usually it's all three.

He Gave me the wrong order at Wendy's! Fuck that Patty!

by MikeyTheAwes0me March 7, 2011