Offendinati

Unlike the supposed secret cabal of the Illuminati, the Offendinati are loud, ever-present, and demonstrably extant; quick to mount excessive slacktivism responses to the mildest perceived offences. The Offendinati can be found at or near the helm of your local HOA, your local PTA, your local church groups, and fly-by-night organizations lobbying on behalf of The Children (tm).

Heh. They stuck a “Jesus” near the “Le Tits Now” display to confuse the Offendinati.

by nevster December 20, 2021

Offendintended

To intend to offend someone,
Go out of one's way to intentionly offend a person

Offender: You've got a head like a half protruded prolapse!

Offended party: Wtf what did you say ass hole?

Concerned person: Hang on just relax i'm sure he didn't really mean it! Did you?

Offender: It was offendintended

by MayneJ February 9, 2022

Offendatarian

Offendatarians are generally those people who are the most intolerant, narrow minded & narcissistic people in society and; ironically, they are extremely offensive themselves in the way that they voice their opinions and try to enforce such opinions on the majority of Society. They typically have a low IQ, a poor or simple minded sense of humor, and believe that anything that is not to their personal liking should be banned, (rather than avoided as far as possible by offendatarians), such as Satire & and the like.

I find it terribly sad and damaging to a free society that some of our greatest satirists have bowed down to the pressures of a biased and disproportionately powerful, albeit minority, bunch of Offendatarians; such as the BBC news organisations, Human Resource Departments, Local Government and the like.

by idiocracy62 February 25, 2022

Offendness

Offendedness- how you feel when someone named Flavi offends you... on another level

Flavi: Well that's not very smart innit
Murder: I was very offendness

by ShakeYFX May 13, 2022

Offended

A word used to tell the world you can't control your own emotions so everyone else should do it for you.

Person: I feel offended by that!
Everyone else: Who gives a fuck? Candy ass bitch!

by Sneakypreacher May 16, 2022

Offendation

When you are offended that someone else is offended by something.

I'm utterly offended by your offendation.

by Thwargle May 18, 2022

OffKey

Offkey

Offkey describes someone who, out of nowhere, brings up the fact that they're on their menopause.

Example:

John the man: "Oh hi Sue. How was yr weekend?"
Sue responds with something Offkey like: "I spent it on my menopause. Happy now?" and then walks off in a neurotic mess, looking for her car keys, cos shes got Brainfog.

by Usebleach May 28, 2022