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what a nut

When your heart can't take it anymore and you're just like "What a nut". Used by multiple Alondra's and is used when someone is aesthetically pleased
by rexatemDOughNUT July 31, 2018
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Nut Pit

The opposite of an armpit. The place where one of your testicles meets your thigh.
"Dude, did you even put deodorant on your nut pits!?!?"
"The reason your nuts smell is because you don't clean your nut pits..."
by Jurgy April 30, 2012
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Wig nut

When small lumps of dried feces become stuck to the hairs of the anus and build up to the point where a large lump of feces is cemented to the anus by the hairs.
Shit man, I haven't shat for weeks - I have a huge wig nut.
by Shitmuncher February 4, 2010
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Infi-nut

Upon ejaculation of male genitals, the individual endures a prolonged extension of the pleasureful sensation of ejaculation. Infi-nut, "infi" derived from infinite, connotates an infinite ejaculation, this is a hyperbole.
"Dude the best thing happened to me yesterday"
"What?"
"When I beat my meat, a got an infi-nut."
"What's that?"
"It's when you nut but for 5 to 10 seconds it still feels like your nutting!"
"HAHA WTF! I want that."
by surviveandthrive November 29, 2018
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Stealth Nut

A sealth nut happens when your gf/wife is unable to satisfy you sexually so you bust a nut while she is next to you in bed without her knowledge. This is incredibly difficult to pull off however it can be done.
E's wife was on her period so he busted a stealth nut. Legendary.
by HolySip September 29, 2019
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Nut Smeg

Its the cheese crud that collects around your teabag,and leg creases.
caused by poor cleaning habits,smell is atrocious.
I told my bf that he needs to clean his teabag more often,its covered in nut smeg.
by Joe hitts January 2, 2009
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Truffle Nut

The art of nutting in a female's ass and then switching to her vagina.
"Yo boy I just gave my bitch a creamy truffle nut" - person A
"Ew man that's fucking weird" - person B
by Broken B5 December 8, 2019
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