muffstache ride

When a clean shaven man performs oral sex on a woman who hasn't shaved her bush. This usually causes a tickling sensation on the man's face.

Guy 1: Uhhgg Margaret gave me the grossest muffstache ride last night!

Guy 2: That's disgusting dude....

by DC Boyz January 30, 2012

Chrismas Moustache

Similar to the "frosted moustache" . While receiving your christmas morning bj, pull out and shoot your load on her upper lip.

I don't know if she enjoyed her present as much as I did, I gave her a "Chrismas Moustache"

by dlg67 July 26, 2009

MILF moustache

A hot mom's cum around your lips after licking her pussy.

I could still taste that hot soccer mom on my MILF moustache after I went down on her.

Dude, go brush your teeth and use some mouth wash because you got a MILF moustache going on!

by Dr. Shagwell August 11, 2017

Hot Morning Moustache

The action taken where one person takes a crap upon waking, and places the feces on the upper lip of a sleeping person. Best performed while the poop is HOT. Similar to a Dirty Sanchez

I gave Joe a Hot Morning Moustache

by Damien July 18, 2003

mustache man

A term used to describe a homosexual male. Typically a male who wears leather and frequents gay establishments. Not to be confused with mustache ride.

There was a gay pride parade downtown today. Let me tell you, there was no shortage of mustache men there.

by xxxPharaohxxx February 25, 2004

mustache ride

1. Going down on a girl while you have a mustache

2. when an unshaven girl rides your face

1. Screw 6 flags i wanna go on a mustache ride!

2. Trisha better shave, last night she made me give her a mustache ride it was like i flossed my teeth with pubic hairs

by Brohandus Ganja May 10, 2010

Hitler Mustache

when u take shit from ur ass and u smear the shit on ur frends face so it looks like a hitler mustache

guy: hey kid u got some crap there
butters: sir, that wud be my face

by justin December 22, 2004