sausage muncher

Noun: a German person. kraut fritz squarehead.

All my material fell flatter than a witches tit last night - there was a big crowd of sausage munchers in - and now they've taken all the sun loungers.

by McCririck's unlucky Laundress October 2, 2005

dick muncher

Eating to much dick...dick

Your such a dick munch stop it

by Chris Porter October 22, 2003

munched

when a player goes straight into a tackle(football or rugby) and wins the ball but completely wipes out the oppositions player.

commentator:"..and Ronaldo's got the ball and bang,hes just been munched by Carragher!"

by Carlo Rocco February 18, 2008

salad muncher

noun. a vegetarian, especially one with strong views about the environment

She hugs trees n that. You know the type; a proper salad muncher

by Urban Dictionary April 23, 2005

munched

To be degraded in a almost insulting way and be left questioning whether or not to make a scene/big deal about it.

v. munched, munching, munch
n.muncher, munchers

I just munched that punk-ass by turning his bag inside out and putting his belongings inside the reversed bag.

by rjmaddog December 7, 2010

carpet muncher

The act of a lesbian performing oral sex on another female,

isabella

Joe: omg isabellas soo hot!
Dan: Dude, give up! She's a carpet muncher

by Test Sicles February 10, 2009

Haggis Muncher

Noun, A person who consumes a copious amount of haggis, usually scottish.

Have you seen him? Who? Triviaking! Oh yeah, what a haggis muncher.

by I_AM_PIEMAN August 4, 2009