In this context Muffin means Pussy or Vagina. The Masher is another female who rubs their Pussy " muffin" against the afore mentioned Muffin, for sexual purposes. In most cases a Muffin Masher is a bull dike but in some cases it could be just a one time experimentation thing for a female.
1. Holy shit Jill turned to Muffin Mashing!
2. Jill say's " I've always wanted to try Muffin Mashing."
2. Jill say's " I've always wanted to try Muffin Mashing."
by The Blade June 17, 2005
Get the muffin mashermug. by RhapsodyEternal November 16, 2007
Get the muffin monstermug. A vagina during menstruation. Failure by a women to inform the person performing cunnilingus that she is on her period.
"Charles forgot our anniversary Veronica, I taught him a lesson by treating him to a 'Blood Muffin' he won't forget that I can tell you."
by Rattyman1964 April 16, 2010
Get the Blood Muffinmug. to stand too close to some one. when they are infront of you.and you are basically right up on their ass.
SHIT MAN!!!!!!!!! back up ur standing to close. why are you trying to chunk my muffins you little muffin chunker
by kip walters July 18, 2007
Get the muffin chunkermug. by SpeedyGonzo June 2, 2010
Get the pace muffinmug. Deep in the Muffin -- to be highly into the action of placing some body part into the vagina (manual masterbation, cunnilingus or copulating)
by TooSick4U February 29, 2008
Get the Deep in the Muffinmug. Shop owner: that customer is a right asshole, I’m going to give him a guff muffin.
Customer: oh good it’s freshly baked, still warm.
Customer: oh good it’s freshly baked, still warm.
by HH05 January 15, 2021
Get the Guff muffinmug.