Maddy Mauler

The act of slapping someone’s chin and then shitting into their mouth.

Yo last night I gave Dillon a nasty Maddy Mauler so bad that he went to the I.C.U.

by dirtydill October 22, 2025

Dunning Kruger Malthusianism

Population control thanks to a collective overconfidence in personal intelligence of a populace.

Darwinism in action? No I think Anti Vaxxers are an example Dunning Kruger Malthusianism. They see tried and tested disease prevention as deliberate infection.

by svenjamie March 22, 2020

Pop a Malteser

To kill oneself using means of drugged sweets
To avoid a problem

A man gives you slightly warm maltesers and you question why they are warm

When you’re tired of a situation, the option is there

Ah yeah, Johnny, did you not hear? He popped a malteser last week

This coffee shop makes me wanna pop a malteser

by Barney_the_dinosaur November 23, 2021

the sloppy maltese

When you giving yo girl head, but your head is.. her head? And then you make out but with your butts.

yooooooo, I gave Elishica The Sloppy Maltese the other day and she said "hey where tf did my head go SHIT HOW'D IT GET ON YUOR BODY D:"

by anonymous April 23, 2022

Edward Dane Mauldin

A real slut of a man.

Wow! Edward Dane Mauldin! He's looking slutty!

by Catatonius February 13, 2023

chairo syamail maulana

Chairo syamail maulana is the most acedemically strong person i know, but they are slow thinkers when preasured, and he will rage if you make fun of him, if youre not his friend

Person 1 : wotermelon
chairo syamail maulana : wotermewon

by NameLess.Lizzerdd August 15, 2023

Poor Man's Malt Liquor

Mix beer and cider

Half a pint of beer and drop in a shot of cider to get this party going

Damn I wish I had something stronger than this beer and cider. Well I know we can make Poor Man's Malt Liquor

by AP_Rated October 4, 2023