muffin chunker

to stand too close to some one. when they are infront of you.and you are basically right up on their ass.

SHIT MAN!!!!!!!!! back up ur standing to close. why are you trying to chunk my muffins you little muffin chunker

by kip walters July 18, 2007

Blood Muffin

A vagina during menstruation. Failure by a women to inform the person performing cunnilingus that she is on her period.

"Charles forgot our anniversary Veronica, I taught him a lesson by treating him to a 'Blood Muffin' he won't forget that I can tell you."

by Rattyman1964 April 16, 2010

Guff muffin

Farting on a muffin and then making someone eat it.

Shop owner: that customer is a right asshole, I’m going to give him a guff muffin.

Customer: oh good it’s freshly baked, still warm.

by HH05 January 15, 2021

Deep in the Muffin

Deep in the Muffin -- to be highly into the action of placing some body part into the vagina (manual masterbation, cunnilingus or copulating)

Man, Danny is so sweet, I could be deep in the muffin for days with her.

by TooSick4U February 29, 2008

muffin top

thy butt hath overflowith thine tiny pants

"mom's muffin top makes her skinny jeans look like fatty jeans"

by elodie December 15, 2006

Muffin head

An insult of the highest degree. It is racist, sexist, etc. Most commonly used by the popular gaming influencer BadBoyHalo (BBH) who avoids using any swear words other than the word being described.

BBH: skeppy, you muffin head!

Skeppy: ...

by BBH’S CUMDUMP December 21, 2020

slut muffin

a muffin that let itself get eaten by everyone

man at least 15 people have had a bite of that slut muffin

by shane aisbett June 25, 2004