lounge lizard

See Jiggalo

The slippery tongue lounge lizard waited in the cocktail lounge for an old lady to sweet talk, and clean out. Sometimes that calls for being a portable douche.

by Anonymous September 15, 2003

Lizard King

the nickname of JIM MORRISON of The Doors, a band from the 60's. Jim died in either the late 60's or early early 70's from a drug overdose

Jim morrison "The Lizard King" was a god among men

by Pokemonfreak1231 December 12, 2004

Magic Lizard

You oil up your girlfriend or boyfriend then squirm around on a surface of your choice preferably a wetish surface or slippery one, then the king of the castle puts his grundle stick (penis) in her vagina (pussy) and lays on top of her while humping her by sliding up and down her back or front (that so happens to be oiled) then when he cums, he cums in her nose, she sneezes shooting the cum back at him in which case she smiles.

-Dude yesternight I fucked my girlfriend/boyfriend and we did the magic lizard!

-I want you to be my magic lizard!

by Statutory Ape May 26, 2008

Liza Minelli

Being well and truly past the stage of being edible, even when you're totally intoxicated.

"How was your burger?"
"Totally Liza Minelli - I can feel it coming back up right now"

by IanXDaws April 28, 2009

Liza

Is usually a bitch and can be the most difficult person to deal with

Guy: I need to go
Liza: No, stay
Guy:I can't
Liza: You can't leave till u tell me the password

by Grasiie March 1, 2017

Lizard Cheese

The stuff that sticks to your feet and in between your toes after removing your socks.

Jeff just took off his socks and got lizard cheese all over the floor.

by Tim the Boss DJ April 24, 2008

Linéa

Lennicks wife!

I love you Linéa (actually babe but i couldn’t write that here because they want me to use the word I defined) :(

by Lennick October 17, 2020