Elephants junk trunk

The act of busting of ones nut when pulling off a posh wank with a condom that doesn't fit

Bro, i pulled off an elephants junk trunk last night

by Stoinky Doink April 20, 2018

jangly junk

male genitals as viewed while wearing sweatpants

That guy wore sweatpants to the grocery, and his jangly junk was all I could see. Eww. Don't be like that guy. If you have male genitals, don't wear sweatpants in public. Nobody wants to see your jangly junk.

by dwntwndwn November 14, 2018

The Junkers of Prussia

The Junkers were members of the landed nobility inside the state of Prussia (Germanic state). They owned estates that were great and was maintaine and worked by peasants with few rights. These estates are often in Countrysides or in other places inside Germany. Their names have "von" in their names, it indicates they're from the Junkers family. The most famous Junker was Otto von Bismarck, he was the chancellor of the German Empire after he Unified Germany after the Franco-Prussian war or war of 1870, he was removed in power by Kaiser Wilhelm II in 1890.

That's the statue of Otto von Bismarck. He was the most famous of the Junkers of Prussia. And the one who unified Germany

by anonymous April 8, 2021

C-Junk

Cheaply manufactured, low quality goods, tools and equipment made in and imported from China. C-Junk is made in China with inferior materials and quality controls and as such can pose a serious safety risks to end users.

Fall protection C-Junk equipment, made in China, is prohibited on most job sites due to serious safety concerns with their failure to adequately protect workers.

Those who buy C-Junk will always pay twice.

by Markoplex May 22, 2021

Space Junk

Male private parts... in space.

"Hey Buzz, I'm tired of looking at your space junk. You ain't no Sigourney Weaver. Can you put some clothes on? We've got a zoom with Houston in 5 minutes."

by Nickel_Tesla August 21, 2021

Pi Junk

Used books on or about the number π; dismantled exhibits on the beauty, ubiquity, and utility of π held on Pi Day by students in school or at shopping malls; or discarded pi-related projects or artworks by artists or math educators in a museum.

Eco Math: How could all the pi junk be recycled without polluting the environment?

by Fasters December 13, 2021

kick the bull in the junk

To poke or prod on a delicate topic or raise an unpopular opinion that will no doubt cause you backlash. Not unlike the response you would receive from kicking a bull in the junk.

You're just going to have to suck it up, and kick the bull in the junk, David.

by ew-david October 6, 2022