to go to the john

To go pee.

To go poop.

To go the washroom, the restroom.

Wait a sec! I have to go to the john! Wont be long!

Yeah we have to wait for her, she's at the john.

by Neveron90 July 01, 2009

John Titor

In November of 2000, a man named John Titor posted on an Internet forum claiming to be a time traveller from the year 2036. All of his posts are archived on the Internet.

"John Titor is a fraud"
"John Titor is real"

by Legend of the Phoenix May 05, 2006

john may

The Goat who died for our sins...lol and RIP

"John May died for our sins"

by #POLICJA October 05, 2017

John Kevin

Bright, quiet, and devious. Great prospects for being an outstanding man, or a Glizzy Gobler.

“John Kevin, come here!”

by Genennene May 08, 2021

John Tardy

The vocalist of the death metal band Obituary. His vocal style shouldn't be left to the term "death growl," but "death roar" due to the sheer power of his voice.

John Tardy is rightfully referred to by some as the greatest death metal vocalist of all time.

by DaRoffle September 02, 2015

john dongle

(n.) an exclamatory expression similar to diddly squat that most commonly means "nothing" but can have other meanings depending on the context
(adj.) silent, not making noise

I don't wanna hear john dongle out of your lying mouth, Katie.

by CosmikJack January 13, 2017

John Wick

It's a really nice and sweet movie about this man's love for his dog that his wife gave him after she passed away from a terminal illnesses

I really love the movie John Wick

by Margarita Charlie November 16, 2019