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Jewish cheese rachet 

When you don't clean your foreskin and it becomes crusty and hardend, it will also become stretchy to the point that you can put it around any sized nut or bolt and allows you to freely grab your foreskin and twist the nut or bolt no matter how seized it is.
I was working on the tractor and couldn't get this damn pto to shift position, so I pulled out my trusty Jewish cheese rachet and repositioned it

Jewish mustard tag 

Jewish mustard tag is a cultural jewish game, where you put mustard on your long sausage and tag children.
"me and uncle jew played jewish mustard tag"

Jewish Nose Ring 

When you take the foreskin of someone and use it as a nose peircing
i just went to my nephews bris and got ajewish nose ring
Jewish Nose Ring by Jess223 April 30, 2025

Jewish Magic 

Magic taught by Jews (can only kill Palestinians)
β€œLearn Jewish magic for free, online!!”

Jewish Turtleneck

Another name for a large neck cast, often worn after a crash in which the neck has been injured
Dave had a nasty fall, I heard he has to wear a Jewish turtleneck for the rest of the month!

Jewish Turtleneck

Neck brace
β€œHe got in a bad car wreck, so now he wears a jewish turtleneck.”
Jewish Turtleneck by TaeBigg June 16, 2025

Jewish turtle neck 

When you trap a girl in your closet and fill it will farts and shit till she passes out. When she passes you rape her and fuck her till she squirts.
My girl was being a bitch so I gave her a Jewish turtle neck.