Hornary 

The angry, touchy, all around unpleasant nature one gets in when they're so horny it makes them ornary and surly to all who interact with them.

Man, my girlfriend has been out of town for three weeks and I got so hornary I shouted at my boss for taking my stapler. I had to rub one out at lunch so I'd calm down.

Hornary by DickySimms September 2, 2010

Mr.Horn

The hottest man ever. So hot when he teaches, and just when he speaks. May be kind of weird at times, but so hot

Mr.Horn makes me hot

Mr.Horn by lovehorn September 16, 2008

romantic horndog 

noun.

one who will describe themself as such:

i love cuddles and sweet nothings and falling asleep in someone's arms....but somewhere in there will be sexual somethings and the sleep will probably be from exhaustion.

I love being wrapped in a lover's arms in post-coital glow, slowly tracing each other's face and bodies with soft fingertips.

But we'd be limited to that small action because it'd be the only strength able to be mustered after one hell of a sex session.

What can I say? we're romantic horndogs. we do this every night ;)

romantic horndog by prin May 19, 2007

Fog Horn 

When your/any girl is riding you like seabiscuit and reaches back to flop your ballsack around like it owes her money.

Yo, last night this chick hit me with the fog horn...I busted so hard she landed on the moon.

Fog Horn by ssmacg December 21, 2014

hons 

Digital appendages affording the owner considerable dexterity and manipulative abilities, located at the ends of the forearms and comprising of 5 digits each.

The teacher spoke harshly to Sandy who had adopted a somewhat lazy posture "Gonnae ston up straight Sandy ya wee shite and take yer hons oot a yer poakets".

Hey Boaby, gonnae gies a hon hoddin up these laddirs?

"Hons that dae dishes can be soft as yer face - wi' mild green Fairy Liquid."

hons by Big Ali June 13, 2007

D horn

Describing someone who is a dumbass. A substitute for the word "D-bag"

"Yeah I had that teacher, he was a D horn"

D horn by Charlie Dank March 8, 2007

moose horn

after some chick gives you head and prepares to swallow the load you punch her in the side while she is swallowing and then it should come out of her nose.

i really didnt like that girl biting my weiner so i moose horned her.

moose horn by cody fauber December 3, 2004