the hook up

Ramen noodles with any and every ingredient in it that your institutionalized (jail, rehab, mental hospital, etc.) heart desires.

I got the hook up yo!

by Madeleine Lee July 24, 2006

hook up

A completly unemotional sexual act done for the sole reason that it feels good. This can range from making out to sex and everything in between. You do not call hook ups back at a a later time and ask to go on a date, and ususally they are spontaneouse, so dont call back looking for more action either.

I was hitting on this hot lifeguard and she took me into the pump room and blew me, it was a great hook up.

by am i metro? September 28, 2006

Hookerpotamus

A corpulant prostitute who weighs over 3.5 tons, whose gelatinous flesh oozes from out her skanky, strawberry scented garments, often creating extra tits. They roam in herds, usually with one or two dominant. They feed on KFC and buckets of sperm.

A: Damn, did you hear? Steve's in the hospital with a crushed ribcage. What the fuck happened?

B: Wait! It must have been that hookerpotamus he had over last night!

A: Poor bastard. Wait until his wife hears about this.

by lerpaderpaderpityderp June 18, 2011

bent as a butchers hook

1. A bummer
2. gay as fuck
3. A common british phrase used to describe a gay member of society.

I saw Charlie last night, he's a very intelligent bloke, but he's as bent as a butchers hook.

by Leon S. August 30, 2005

hookers bath

Definition 1. is a blatant rip-off of George Carlin.

Mr. Carlin didn't use hookers bath to describe the washing of these four areas.

by Carlin Fan October 4, 2005

double fish hook

A sexual act in which two middle fingers are inserted into a woman's sphincter, and then pulled apart in order to make the sphincter gape.

Because I wanted to look deep into her anal cavity, I double fished hooked my girl friend.

by ben187 May 5, 2005

hook

a word used to disrespect a member of the Vice Lords street gang

"187 on a Hook"

by Nefarius December 8, 2003