your grandma

Your first lay

I wouldn't brag about losing my virginity to my grandma, you jackass.

by Master of Girth April 4, 2003

grandmas crack

That certain smell in the morning when you wake up at your grandma's house. Usually not understood til the mid teens. Smells almost like coffee and cough medicine, but you know it can only be your grandma lighting up another round of early morning crack. Thus explaining, grandmas dire need to give you candy.

Child:*Sniffs* What the hell, is grandmas crack extra smelly this morning?
Grandma:SHUT THE HELL UP WHILE IM HIGH!!

by OMGWTFBBQMYNAMEISJOSH November 16, 2007

Grandma's House

An altered state of mind catagorized by drunkeness. Used as slang or code.

Boy: "Hey man, are we going to Grandma's House this weekend?"
Boy 2: "Yeah man, I got the bottle in my truck!"

by Weston Hargrove November 9, 2006

Kyle's Grandma

(noun) - A woman of elderly persuasion known for her incredibly saggy knee skin and obsession with the Public Broadcasting System's children's show, Sesame Street. Once thought to have been associated with those Nordic tribes who pillaged the northern reaches of Germany and France in the mid-tenth century and were known for stealing male villagers for their own vile pleasures of the flesh. This was later found to be complete bull honkey and those who spread the false information were promptly deloused and given three months rations.

I wanted to watch mud-wrestling, but that damn Kyle's Grandma kept talking about Bert and Ernie and stole the remote, sticking it in her knee skin so that I could not retrieve it.

by Kyle's Grandpa September 17, 2008

I had yer grandma last night

It litterally means "I had sex with your grandmother last night."
It just removes the word 'sex' to make it shorter, like any other slang term.

Ryan: "Yo man, what were you doin' last night?"

Jack: "I had yer grandma last night"

Ryan: "What the hell man?! That's sick!"

by jeNANANANANAA BATMAN! April 11, 2009

Grandma

your bong, new hip nickname in the sand hook/monmouth county are in nj.

Dude 1 : Yo, check my new grandma!

Dude 2 : Damn! She hits like Mike Tyson son!

by Wayneo Insano May 8, 2009

grandma

SEE: vag (#2) especially look at the last example

I did your grandma but her vag was too fuggin loose!

by y-dont-u-die March 29, 2005