Gordonated

Having poor reactions, lacking coordination.

Matt Gordon was so gordonated when he walked or even slept.

by Fresh July 20, 2003

gordy

A term for a Canadian, usually used in a negative way. This term is most commonly used in Buffalo to describe Canadians

Those damn gordies can't drive!

Brett is a fucking gordy.

by BuffaloGal246 January 10, 2012

gord

A one word term for pulling the chutes or leaving a party/function or group of friends early

gord(ed)past refence to have left
gord(ing)future refence, as in about to gord out

"this party sucks we are gonna gord out!"
"Why is Cade gording out early?"
"Sorry I gorded out last night, I had a headache."

by knobert11 March 3, 2009

Jeff Gordon

The act of defecating in a urinal. Done either for malicious or humorous purposes.

Friend 1: Man, i hate that hotel. I wish there was something i could do to get back at them for their poor service.
Friend 2: You could always shit in their urinals.
Friend 1: Oh yeah! I didn't even think about the Jeff Gordon! Thanks pal!

by George McClane July 14, 2010

gorjana

a typically greasy, ugly girl, with parents who have accents.
showers weekly and often monthly. wears the same pants for more than three days at a time. very sassy and a HUGE flirt.

boy: what the fuck is that gorjana trying to flirt with me for?!
boy2: I know, she's so greasy and ugly.
gorjana: wanna come in my pants? it's only the third day i've worn them in a row ;)
boy1&2: HELL NO.

by someone.. :) January 3, 2010

Gordon

A Gordon is a person who is not good a things like video games, sports and other. In conclusion a Gordon is not a thing you want to be called.

If you and your friend were playing games and you beat your friend 25 to 0 in Halo you have my permission to call him a Gordon.

by Ryan Dopson May 25, 2008

gordmo

its a word that refer to your wife/girlfriend

hey hows your gurdmo doing these days?

by bry May 13, 2005