I'm Fucked Up

The term used if someone likes or does things that are typically found messed up or extremely gross.

I laugh at dead people and people say that I'm fucked up

by Mr.Mistaken March 6, 2018

chicken fucker

term commonly used by law enforcement agents to describe a person caught speeding

i can say meow
i can say moo
hell for 20 bucks i'll call the guy a chicken fucker
...
license and registration, chicken fucker

by officer rod farva September 17, 2004

fockey

starting words: field hockey
field minus "ield";
hockey minus "h".
then, "f"+"ockey"=
fockey.
and that's how field hockey becomes fockey.

Away message: at fockey practice from 3-5.

by SpecialPaper (also on Myspace) September 16, 2008

fat mother fucker

Just a really, really, really fat person.

Man, that kid in gym class is one fat mother fucker!

by roobot December 10, 2006

To Be Fucked List

a list of women/men that one maintains who them desire to have sex with at some point in the future, but for some reason are presently unable to at this point. also known by an acronym of TBFL.

Pete: "You see that bartender?"
Cook: "Yeah, you fuck her?"
Pete: "No, she's loyal to her god damn boyfriend."
Cook: "What, that sucks."
Pete: "Dude, don't worry, I got her on the old To Be Fucked List."
Cook: "You are a wise man."
Pete: "Fortune favors the prepared penis."
Cook: "Your wisdom knows no boundries."

by Pete Dick February 13, 2008

stripper fucker

1. One of a legendary, mysterious secret brotherhood dedicated to the overthrow of the triangle theory and the debunkment of the "glamorous, empowered stripper: desperate, 'pathetic loser' customer" mythos prevalent in strip clubs. Or simply put, any dick-slingling outlaw who's made a habit of fucking strippers under the lauded noses of the stripping establishment(i.e., the wanna-be pimping staff & owners,the nay saying ass kissing flunkies/junkies and of course, the strippers themselves.
2. A man who has conquered 2 or more exotic dancers sexually.

Stripper fuckers exist, son. They're like the strip club equivalent of the Illuminati, or the Massod, or the Sith, but they're out there. Don't let the disparaging talk of the "industry insiders", "mack-to-nigts", "wanna be pimp employees" or the
goddamned self important "empowered" goddesses and their armies of fawing, adulatory "flunkie/junkie" worshippers, fans and friends put any doubt in your mind. In every city, in evry strip club scene, yea, in every club itself, there's bound to be one or two about. Wreaking havok with the "sisterhood"!

by seamus shane December 1, 2006

Fuckedupigkeit

Fuckedupigkeit is the term for the special kind of drunkenness/stonedness that one achieves while on Erasmus/Foreign Exchange Program in Germany.

It should be one's aim to constantly be in a state of Fuckedupigkeit whilst undertaking such an exchange program, whereby you can blame all ridiculous, embarassing, and/or reckless behaviours on Fuckedupigkeit.

Let's drink 3 bottles of Jaegermeister to achieve Fuckedupigkeit / Lass uns 3 Flaschen Jaeger runtermachen, um Fuckedupigkeit zu erreichen!

I couldn't help it, it was the Fuckedupigkeit/ Ich konnte nichts dafür, das war halt die Fuckedupigkeit

by Jaegermeisterin December 21, 2010